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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:17
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Early AI investor Elad Gil finds his next big bet: AI-powered rollups - TechCrunch
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
'Insane and destructive': Elon Musk resumes attacks on Trump's 'big, beautiful bill' - NBC News
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
With red carpet and a second line, New Orleans welcomes 6,000 Pokémon competitors - NOLA.com
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
A guide to sky-watching from summer to autumn - The Washington Post
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Latest WA shipping and tourism numbers tell a depressing story - The Seattle Times
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Still no good
No, not a chance